While at the mall recently, I jumped for excitement when I noticed an ULTA Beauty store had finally opened in Las Cruces. For those of you who don’t know, ULTA is like the Cabela’s of beauty supply stores for chicks. And let’s be real, I have an unhealthy obsession with lip gloss and nail art. When I got to the register, they asked if I was on their mailing list. I remembered one of the many ridiculous things I did in July, when I thought I was dying. I know, I know, technically, we are all dying. But I don’t feel like I am now, so we’re gonna go with this whole living concept, okay?
At the time, for whatever reason, I started unsubscribing to email lists. I thought that I already received an abnormal amount of promotional emails and one day someone else would be checking my e mails. I didn’t want them to be bothered with all the clutter, so I got off the lists. Of all the things, right!?! Like who cares about that? Me, obviously.
Fortunately, I have eyelashes now and they need mascara again. Duh! Now, what’s a girl to do if she can’t get her hands on some over-priced black stuff in a shiny tube? If the cancer doesn’t kill me, unattractive eyelashes just might.
I guess the point of my ramblings today is that even when you are down and out and decide to do stupid things, remember one day to look back at yourself and laugh. Shrug it off to being a weirdo. Embrace the inner weirdo and have a good chuckle. At the end of the day isn’t laughing more fun than frowning? I seem to think so.
Now go laugh about my ridiculous behavior and choose to laugh at yours too.